A cozy cleaning game. You clean forests. Off the face of the earth. AGRO thanks you for your productivity.
Evil Agribusiness Simulator is a cozy game about cleaning. The mess is a forest. The sponge is heavy machinery. You are a valued contractor for AGRO, a corporation whose brand materials describe deforestation the way a rice cooker manual describes rice.
Work your way through 46 handcrafted biomes, tidying each one down to bare, satisfying, monetizable dirt. Every squirrel relocated is a checkbox. Every old-growth stand is a to-do list. The game never winks. AGRO never winks. That is the joke, and the game trusts you to find it.
It plays like the most soothing power-washing game you've ever booted up. It reads like an environmental horror story told entirely in corporate onboarding documents. Both things are true at once, and the tension between them is the whole experience.
"Trees are a temporary condition of land. AGRO resolves this condition. Your role in the resolution process is documented in Section 4."
— AGRO Onboarding Manual, in-game text
[Swap in final approved in-game quotes before distribution.]
All assets in this kit may be used freely for coverage of the game. Downloadable ZIP: [link TBD]
1973 Studios is a one-person game and film studio based in Austin, Texas. Previous release: Airline Ops (Steam, Feb 2026), an operations sim players have called the "Dark Souls of airline sims." Studio site: 1973.games.